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Aimers

Seriously.

While BFF and I were out Saturday night we were accosted by a tall gay man that HAD to take our picture, via his cellular phone, and then send it to BFF's cellular phone, at any rate here it is. We are thinking about getting those little dogs to carry around with us. Touche...

Mi Aimee

Buzz off.

While making this the best summer ever, Aimers decided to sit on the front porch with MM and drink wine and pick peaches. Before you knew it we added to the mix, with some Liu's. Baby Liu brought her friend with her, one thing led to another and MM and I suddenly found oursleves in a very heated debate about the Cheesecake Factory with that friend. It is our belief that the Cheesecake Factory sucks, yet this girl said we couldn't form an opinion on something we had never tried. Double M and I went on to say we would never dine at a strip mall by the Good Guys and we didn't need to taste the food to determine we wouldn't be into it. Girlfriend would not let it go, and MM and I are sticking to our opinions, regardless.

After thinking about it more, I determined that I don't ever want to eat at a restaurant that hands you one of those buzzers to tell you your table is ready after a 45 minute wait. Some of these restarants may include but are not limited to:

Applebees
Tony Romas
Chilis
Outback
Any sort of faux texas style roadhouse steak joint
Mimi's Cafe

I think you catch my drift. What I'm saying is, you don't have to eat at one of these places to determine that you do not like it. The determentation is made obvious by the hordes of overweight white people waiting by the door smoking cigs and the parking lot full of SUV's.

Thanks for listening,
Dub A.

Mondays

Need Aimers say more?

Oh, Paula!

Oh, so Paula Abdul has a new show, and guess what? She's fucking crazy.

Aimers.

Eskrow

Aimers couldn't believe her eyes when she spotted this car, or should I say, Lexus at the UBank. What sort of person does this? So fitting, they were at the bank, probably depositing all of their earnings, probably have a mansion too, total bigshots.

Ms. Aimee Egglethorpe-Emerson

This damn thing won't allow me to write a title for this particular blog, but I was so heated in seeing this picture of Matthew that I had to write. Look...if I see Matt doing one more downward dog, plank, or cobra, I will most definetley lose my mind. If he continues going topless, doing the conga in Belize, wearing hemp bracelettes, pooka shells, or even just chillin' with Lance or Woody on the beach, I will more than likely have to admit myself to a pschye ward. So, Matt, please for Aimers sanity, put a godamned shirt on, cut your hair, wear something besides board shorts.... and get it the F together.

Thanking you in advance for your consideration.
Aim to Please.

Tiny Tempura

Konnichiwa,

Good news folks, I have in my hands the world's smallest bowl of rice with tempura.

Sayonara.
Aimeeson

For Sale

Aimers has one Tony Little Glider For Sale.
Glider is gently used and can no longer fit my living space.
This Glider was originally $425 but I am willing to take your best offer.

I must say I've really enjoyed the machine but my elaborate and effective cat house takes precendence over the space I had left in my den for the glider. So, I would like to give you, my fans,the opportunity to buy this machine at a low price.

Here I've listed the pros and cons of the machine as I see them to be:

Pros: Easy to use, decent aerobic and toning exercise, low impact, inexpensive, easy to vary intensity.

Cons: Heavy to move, too easy to vary intensity, not true "whole body" machine, recurring squeaks.

If you're interested give me a buzz.

Toodles,
Aim-Once Bitten-Twice Shy