ENTIRE POG COLLECTION FOR SALE $100 OBO

Hello,

I have 2 cases filled with pogs and stompers.
The pogs I have are from poizon, marvel super heroes, and peanuts(snoopy).

There are appx 250 in all. This is a really nice set gang. I hate to part with these pogs, but need the money (t-shirt, cell charms, and ear cuffs not doing as well as planned).

Reply With Name And Number, serious inquiries only.

Llama Drama

Aimers went to the California State Fair yesterday. The weather was hot and the people were not. Then I met this llama. I think I might have heat stroke.

AA

Ah brother.

I know some of my fans were inquiring about Burning Man and stuff, well this just in dudes:

And from our Burning Man bureau, The climax of the annual Burning Man bacchanalia in a Nevada desert was scheduled for Saturday, when the 40,000-plus attendees were to gather around the 40-foot-high man-statue and watch him burn.

"Instead, the effigy went up in flames four days prematurely early Tuesday, and a San Francisco resident faces felony arson and destruction-of-property charges in connection with the crime of burning Burning Man too early .

Police have a suspect in custody, and from the looks of things, he's not all that upset.

"Someone went to a great extent to interfere with everyone else's burn. I think, frankly, an attention whore has made a plea for attention," said a Burning Man volunteer who goes by the name Ranger Sasquatch ."

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/object/article?f=/c/a/2007/08/29/MN1ARR0JD.DTL&o=1

Aimers Say Relax

Well, you asked for them, and they are here. The new Aimers Say RELAX t-shirts are hot off the presses and ready for back to school shopping. I have female and males sizes from xs to xl. Shirts are a cotton poly blend and are $19.95, shipping is up to you folks as I tried to swing a deal with UPS, but no can do.

Please forward your requests to me here, and I will get them to you on a first come first serve basis. Just remember to act fast as I don't anticipate these will be around too long.

Thanks all.
Aimers

Pick Up Artist (PUA)

Hi,
Aimers here ensuring that everyone is benefitting from Mystery, the most amazing, trained, professional pick up artist known to man. If you aren't privvy, get yourself a wingman and get privvy. This ex-magician will surely change your life and get you to where you want to be with all the foxy ladies.

Mystery is credited with coining a number of now-ubiquitous terms and concepts in the seduction community. He has introduced concepts borrowed from Evolutionary Psychology and Theatrical Showmanship, engaging his experience as a Magician. Terms such as "set", "peacocking", and "the 3-second rule" were coined by Mystery. Mystery introduced the concept of the infamous "neg", a backhanded compliment intended to snub a potential mate ("target"), telegraph a lack of interest ("false disqualification"), and encourage the target to prove her worth ("qualify"). This is good stuff people!

By using the Mystery Method, I would imagine you will be sitting by the fire pit in a lodge in Colorado by Christmas with some sweet honey baby.

Act quickly, before the world catches on to this magic.

Aimers

Letter From the Editor

If you are anything like Aimers you love to read the letter from the editor in fashion magazines or newspapers. It generally shows a picture of the editor. The picture is smart and professional. I tried my own version here, but it is a little hard when taking your own picture with a 2005 version of the Samsung picture phone. At any rate, I wanted to write something prolific here like editors do but am having a hard time coming up with anything. So, I will touch on the fact that we are nearing September. School is about to start and Virgos will be turning one year older. Aimers is a Virgo, so make sure that on September 14, you wish her well, and send gifts. I know shopping can sometimes be hard with all of the school clothes that need to be purchased, so just make sure to budget in any gifts that you would like to send. Other than that, I am loving faux reality shows, go-cart racing, almond croissants and iced coffee, fresh flowers, praying mantises, thrift store shopping and anything with asian flair. I am currently reviewing people from the mid-west to see if it is possible to like them. I am also concerned with alternative fuel and people in general. People seem to becoming increasingly horrid. It could be that I'm grumpy from the muscle, called my heart, that is currently sprained.

Well, that's it for now.
Thank you for reading my blogs and for being so supportive in my endeavors. It's just phenomenal the outpouring of love and fan letters I receive on a daily basis.

Keep it up fans of Aimers.
X0X0
Aimers

Oh, I sea.

My eyes were blind, now I can sea. I went on a fishing expedition this wonderful Saturday with Nigel Van Gilder, owner of Nigel's Fish and Tackle out in Freeport. Every Saturday in August he puts together a fishing/diving tour in the beautiful Sacramento River, equipped with live photos, taken by his beautiful wife Sharon Van Gilder (amateur photog). The Van Gilder's live in Fair Oaks and are a very interesting couple who also own horse stables. This is a live action photo that Sharon snapped of me, while I was floating around the Sacramento River. I hope that you enjoy, and wish that all of you were there. Awesome and Amazing.

Anchors away my friends, anchors away.
Aimers

Queen of Mean?

It's hard to tell from this picture, however, Leona Helmsley was once deemed the "queen of mean". She passed on today. Which gets me thinking, I miss the 80's so much. We lost Merv and Leona this month, some say the trifectta is probably near. I can only hope it won't be another one of our notorious 80's icons.

Leona went from nothin' to somethin' to nothin' again. She was a real bad ass bitch, a motherfuckin' true ass gangster bitch.

I can almost picture her drinking Manhattan's at her country club, and so to that, I say, here's to you sister girl.
Got nothing but love for you baby.

Peace out and R.I.P. I hope they got your funeral right!!
Loves, Aimers

Flippin' Flops

Can someone let me in on what these flip flop/zorrie stickers are all about? I've been seeing these on mini vans and Honda Elements all over town and I seriously have no clue as to what it means, the only thing that BFF and I could come up with is that it means you are kickin' it. But, why do you need to let everyone know that you are kickin' it? I think I might need a Calvin sticker pissing on some flip flops, do they make those yet? I haven't been to the Roseville auction in a while, so I'm not sure.

Your help and advisement in this situation is greatly appreciated.

Aloha,
Aimers

Jugtown Pirates

WTF? Really, man? So, remember how my week has been right? I've been blogging about it, what with the bad Monday and the stalkarazzi and...well, just all of it...totals bullshit. Then yesterday, I come home and to my surprise these mythical motherfuckers are parked on my street. The Jugtown Pirates of Lake Champlain, in a huge old school bus covered with paint and skulls and slogans like, "choose your own adventure". Seriously. They were gone this morning, but so is my siamese cat, one hubcap, and my walking stick. If any of you bastards see these guys at one of your burning man tents, please inquire about my stuff.

Thanks in advance,
AAARGH Aimers

Stalkarazzi.

Aimers really wishes someone would do something about the paparazzi. It's very hard to be in public spaces because you never know when someone is going to leap out of nowhere and snap your photo, quite frankly, I am sick of it.

Just venting,
Aimers

Baditude

Today Aimers has baditude. This is sort of like a bad attitude and stems from being pulled in one million different directions by too many people, personally and professionally. It is caused by people not being patient and having deadlines, this is from not being able to make others happy, this is from people not concerned with how I am feeling, it is a feeling of inadequacy and an overall sense of wanting to throw my hands up and SCREAM!! because it feels like I'll never be able to get everything done or make all these people happy. It's a feeling of helplessness. I'd like to pull my hair out and run, but I stay, chained to my desk chair (with spin function). There has got to be more, there has got to be.

I hate to say it, but I think I've got a case of the Mondays, straight up and straight down.

Sucks.
Aimers

The Worst Day, girlfirend.

I hate to get all female comic on you guys, but today is like the worst day ever. Not only did I have to go to the gynocologist for a "PAP", I'm also starting statistics tonight, don't EVEN get me started. I mean, right sisters? Can I get a round of high fives? How bad does that suck? Sometimes it is hard being a responsible business woman slash student. But someone has to do it. Don't EVEN get me started.

Headlines

Aimez thinks that Perez Hilton might could be gay.

In other news, cats don't like water.

AA

Charmed I'm Sure

Hello,

Since my ear cuff business hasn't done as well as planned, I am now making custom order cell phone charms. Here is one I made for my twin cousin to show you how beautiful they are. All beads are hand blown glass or Swavorski crystal. Prices range depending on your bead/crystal choices. If you are intersted, please drop me a line with your favorite colors and we can begin to discuss style and price within your specifics.

Have a blessed day,
Aimers

Ms. Simmons

Before last night I hadn't known too much about Kimora Lee Simmons. I remember her being married to whatsy, having been busted for the weed, and the whole baby phat thing, but I never really knew her. So, I watched her new reality show last night and I think I'll add it to my list of new obsessions, right up there with Rock of Love and Scott Baio is 45 and Single. This is such an exciting summer for television....oh...and...Kimora has a cell phone charm. I loves her.

Aimora Bree Simmons

The Andy Warhol Cheesecake Factory

I wonder if Andy Warhol was still alive if he would consider opening up his own chain of Cheesecake Factory's? Maybe if he did Lou Reed would still be working.

Just thinkin.
Aimers

Mental Vacancy

Friday in the life of Aimers, she was referred to as mentally vacant.
Vacant meaning: devoid of thought, reflection, or expression. Does this sound like Aimers? I don't think so. I really don't and if she were, the fact that someone called her mentally vacant certainly wouldn't have made her so upset....right?

Whew, that felt good to get off of my chest, go about your business bitches.

Aiemrs.

About Coffee and Stuff....

While I pulled up this morning for my iced coffee and waited in line behind the guy with his hair tucked into his hat as to not show some gross ass pony tail, it came to me. I'm sick and tired of people joking/talking/suggesting any type of coffee addiction. It's not funny. I don't want to hear you order 8 shots of espresso (actually make it nine for a straight triple) and how you need you really need your caffeine "fix" especially on Mondays, eluding to some super duper cool partying you do on the weekends. I'm calling bullshit on the whole thing...so quit asking me if I want anything on your Starbuck's "run". Thanks.

Grouch van Groucherstein

HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aimers

Seriously.

While BFF and I were out Saturday night we were accosted by a tall gay man that HAD to take our picture, via his cellular phone, and then send it to BFF's cellular phone, at any rate here it is. We are thinking about getting those little dogs to carry around with us. Touche...

Mi Aimee

Buzz off.

While making this the best summer ever, Aimers decided to sit on the front porch with MM and drink wine and pick peaches. Before you knew it we added to the mix, with some Liu's. Baby Liu brought her friend with her, one thing led to another and MM and I suddenly found oursleves in a very heated debate about the Cheesecake Factory with that friend. It is our belief that the Cheesecake Factory sucks, yet this girl said we couldn't form an opinion on something we had never tried. Double M and I went on to say we would never dine at a strip mall by the Good Guys and we didn't need to taste the food to determine we wouldn't be into it. Girlfriend would not let it go, and MM and I are sticking to our opinions, regardless.

After thinking about it more, I determined that I don't ever want to eat at a restaurant that hands you one of those buzzers to tell you your table is ready after a 45 minute wait. Some of these restarants may include but are not limited to:

Applebees
Tony Romas
Chilis
Outback
Any sort of faux texas style roadhouse steak joint
Mimi's Cafe

I think you catch my drift. What I'm saying is, you don't have to eat at one of these places to determine that you do not like it. The determentation is made obvious by the hordes of overweight white people waiting by the door smoking cigs and the parking lot full of SUV's.

Thanks for listening,
Dub A.

Mondays

Need Aimers say more?

Oh, Paula!

Oh, so Paula Abdul has a new show, and guess what? She's fucking crazy.

Aimers.

Eskrow

Aimers couldn't believe her eyes when she spotted this car, or should I say, Lexus at the UBank. What sort of person does this? So fitting, they were at the bank, probably depositing all of their earnings, probably have a mansion too, total bigshots.

Ms. Aimee Egglethorpe-Emerson

This damn thing won't allow me to write a title for this particular blog, but I was so heated in seeing this picture of Matthew that I had to write. Look...if I see Matt doing one more downward dog, plank, or cobra, I will most definetley lose my mind. If he continues going topless, doing the conga in Belize, wearing hemp bracelettes, pooka shells, or even just chillin' with Lance or Woody on the beach, I will more than likely have to admit myself to a pschye ward. So, Matt, please for Aimers sanity, put a godamned shirt on, cut your hair, wear something besides board shorts.... and get it the F together.

Thanking you in advance for your consideration.
Aim to Please.

Tiny Tempura

Konnichiwa,

Good news folks, I have in my hands the world's smallest bowl of rice with tempura.

Sayonara.
Aimeeson

For Sale

Aimers has one Tony Little Glider For Sale.
Glider is gently used and can no longer fit my living space.
This Glider was originally $425 but I am willing to take your best offer.

I must say I've really enjoyed the machine but my elaborate and effective cat house takes precendence over the space I had left in my den for the glider. So, I would like to give you, my fans,the opportunity to buy this machine at a low price.

Here I've listed the pros and cons of the machine as I see them to be:

Pros: Easy to use, decent aerobic and toning exercise, low impact, inexpensive, easy to vary intensity.

Cons: Heavy to move, too easy to vary intensity, not true "whole body" machine, recurring squeaks.

If you're interested give me a buzz.

Toodles,
Aim-Once Bitten-Twice Shy

Ear Cuff

If anyone out there is interested I am making custom made ear cuffs to match your personal style. All ear cuffs are 100% sterling silver and sell for around $25 dollars (u.s.) However, I am willing to trade. I am currently looking for belts (Misses size 6 or 31" waist), CD's, books, or a Toyota Tundra dashboard cover 2005 in red or purple. Please help Aimers make her dream of selling sterling silver ear cuffs a reality.

Thanking you in advance.

Aimedeus

Linds and Aimers

Did I ever tell you about that time I went to Magic Mountain with Lindsay Lohan? Can somebody say DRAMA? OMG, talk about excessive. This shows us on the Timerland Twister, taken just moments after I had to watch, the double L smoke speed out of an old Nestea' can in her uncle's trailer. Dude. Too much to even write about here.

I sincerley pray for her and hope that she is getting her act together over at Promises like Brittany has.

Good luck girl, Aimers is thinking about you.

An Ode to Liz Claiborne

Aimers just received the news, Liz Claiborne has passed on. I am devestated as you can imagine. I buy some of my favorite blouses and slacks from the Liz Claiborne Outlet store located in Folsom. I included a picutre of me in my very favorite weekend pant from the Liz Wear collection. To you Liz, darling, a pour out of my vodka martini at lunch break.

Aim Aimborne

Business Bling

Just because you workin' the 9-5 doesn't mean you can't sport your fake Fendi glasses and your WalMart Rolex, oh-kay?!

Word up,
A-boz.

Magical Wizards

Aimers forgot to mention her run in with some wizards at William Land Park. It was disappointing that the water mushroom was closed Saturday, but the wizards kind of made up for it. They were actually playing golf, and instead of using golf clubs, they were using their wizards sticks.

Life is strange sometimes. G took this picture, the guy on the very left was named Leonard and the one next to me, Nigel. They joined us at Oscar's for a breakfast burrito, believe it or not, their first time eating mexican food.

Loves,
Aimers

Workin' For the Weekend

Aimers has noticed that she lives more and more for weekends, and the weekends get shorter and shorter. Not much was accomplished this weekend. G and I went swimming on Friday evening over at the gym. Saturday we took a long bike ride in anticipation of the mushroom/water thingy in land park being open and fun, but it was closed, so we had to ride all the way back home. We stopped off at Oscar's for a delicious breakfast burrito and quesidilla. Later we went to Big Shirl's and I continued my love affair with pear vodka. I finished this eventful two days by watching movies, might I suggest that you watch The Life and Hard Times of Guy Terrifico. It's funny.

Welp, now I'm back at the office. I think I might use the postage machine today.

This is Aimers wishing you all a wonderful work week.
Let's do this.

A.A.

Scissor Sister

Hi,

I am the proud owner of the world's smallest pair of scissors.
Very exciting.

Aimers.

Dragon Breath

I'm taking fire breathing lessons from Kevin Williams at the Fair Oaks center for performing arts. I'm very excited on my newest adventure and hope to be breathing fire at October's Ren Faire.

Aims St. Aimes

Lesson Learned

I went to a conference for call centers yesterday.
I didn't learn too many new things, but I did learn not to flush sanitary things down the toilet, because it stuffs it up. This sign was posted on the back of the bathroom stall door. I thought I'd pass along the valuable lesson.

Hoping it helps,
Aimersonski

Criss and Trouble

How did Criss Angel get so awesome? Not only is he totally magical, he says the most romantic and beautiful things. In a recent notation to Cameron Diaz...a.k.a. Trouble he says, right before doing an intense illusion:

“This is dedicated to my new girl. You know who you are. I’ll be thinking of you.”

He didn't mention her name, but everyone knew who he was talking about. After the brilliance, Angel turned to the crowd and said:

"I'd like to dedicate this escape to my girl 'Trouble,' a.k.a. Cameron. I love you baby. Have a safe trip to Europe for your Shrek tour."

Godamn, godamn, what a way with words.

Aimers Angel..Mindfreak

These Two

Whenever a problem happens at work that has to do with technology or our systems being down we get a picture of these two. I feel like I know them. I feel like they are Jeffery Keith Whitehouse-Smith and Karen-Judy Rasmussen Floyd. I like them, they seem like such hard workers. I wish they'd come over for pot pies or something, we could just shoot the shit. I'd love to pick their brains.

Frau Aimers Aimerson Wittinghouse Boeller

Pretty Display of Office Fixins

Is it just me or is this the most beautiful still life ever? My stapler, my tape dispenser, my AVAYA phone, tricked out with a lightening bolt so that it goes faster. I was over come with feelings and emotion when I saw all of my favorite things in one grouping.

A.A.

Lord of the Mall

I was at Sunrise Mall yesterday at the Orange Julius when I encountered this magical little creature named Xavier. Xavier was kind enough to let me take his picture near the gargoyle that sits in front of Hot Topic. We are going to see the Rocky Horror Picture Show this Saturday night at midnight at the Birdcage Walk. Unfortunatley I have to drive because he doesn't have his license yet, only a learner's permit.

I can't wait!!

Aimers von Aimerson

World of Warcraft

I'm not sure how many of you, my loyal and devoted fans, are in the know about World of Warcraft. Apparently it is kind of like Dungeons and Dragons, but I hear it is breaking up marriages and causing affairs all over the U.S. Last night I ate at the Mongolian BBQ Great Wall located in that strip mall off of Arden and I was suprised to see all of these guys in this room playing WOW. Before seeing this, I had thought it was just an imaginary realm....but here is the proof.

Wow,
Aimers

Aimers the Spider

I have eight legs!!

I Can't Believe My LUCK!!

This is nuts. I was coming back from La Bou this afternoon, I peak to my right, and to my surprise Harrison Ford is doing a Hang Ten down Brickerbrack Circle, WTF?? Seriously.

Why AA says no to AA

12. If I wanted to hang out with a bunch of sobbing alcoholics, I'd go to the bar, praise god.

Stars, They Are Just Like US

Wow, this is so weird. I am coming out of Safeway and all of a sudden, I look to my right and WHAM-O, Harrison Ford, a.k.a. Hans Solo with a bag of groceries on his BMX bicycle. Stars, huh? They really are just like us.

~Aimerson

Hollywood Star

I had my head shots taken yesterday over at Wal Mart by my good friend Terry Dunnigan (thanks girl). I will start to send out my press packet this weekend with the help of my mom and I'm hoping (fingers crossed) that I will get some print or commercial work to last me through the rest of the season.

Hans So-Low

Another star hits an all time low. Harrison Ford was spotted Monday night in front of C and B liquors on Broadway. He was vomitting off of the side of his BMX bicycle. He was incoherent and smelt of brandy. Police officials failed to speculate, but reports indicate, that Ford, newly seperated from that Ally McBeal chick, may have been drinking his troubles away. It is my belief that this caused the vomit.

BFF

Aimers is certainly happy that this is her best friend.

Golf Tourney

Fans of Aimers,

Please allow me to apologize for not being bloggy. I have been so busy!! As you can imagine, managers have lots of important commitments and many times that means the blogging is put on the back burner. But, for your viewing enjoyment here is a picture from the Golf Tournament I played last month. I didn't win, but sure had a lot of fun trying.

Hole in None,
Aimers