Thursday, May 01, 2008

E-mail Club's List of Stuff the Whites Like

I'm not sure if all of you have seen the website "Stuff White People Like", but taking a cue from it, my email club and I came up with our own list of stuff the whites like and here it is for your viewing pleasure:

Home/Boat/RV/ Shows
Using their elementary Spanish at Mexican restaurants
Sushi
Pottery Barn and Crate and Barrell
French Manicures
Tiffaney ID bracelettes
Jack Johnson
Cupcakes
Talking about getting the cement porch laid for the new backyard
Putting censors on their front and back doors so they can hear if the kids get out
Uncomfortable dinner parties
Greeting Cards
Spray Tan
The Bachelor/Dancing With the Stars/So You Think are Smarter than a 5th Grader
Home Improvment Projects
Class Reunions/Weddings/Baby Showers/Bridal Showers/Birthday Parties/30 year old parties/retirement parties/over the hill parties
Waldorf Salad...salads in general
lacoste polos
going green
"underground"
crocs
loving the "diversity" in presidential candidates but having no intention to vote for either
flip flops
hiking
lamenting racism
european ancestry
laughing at white people jokes
Capri Pants
Outlet Stores
designer pets
costco
haggling
craigslist
urban development
plaid
baby einstein
orbit strollers/jogging strollers/double wide strollers
awarness
fancy tea
small sandwiches
pergo flooring
gazebos
ART WALKS/ PUB CRAWLS
havarti cheese
darfur
remixes
tivo
hybrids
ikea
loose powder make up (Bare Minerals)
loving people "to death"
COACH
Chile rellenos, or as they like to say “Chili reh-lawn-oes
protein bars
healthy tortillas
chipotle
Abercrombie & Fitch
hats
recognition
brainstorming sessions
appletinis
"party" playlists
minimal dancing at parties
instructional dances
khaki pants
blue dress shirts
the song TEQUILA, dancing like Pee Wee Herman
Golf
living on a golf course
Christmas
high fives/fist pounds
Oprah
Scrapbooking
Slumming It
Girl's night/guy's night
The Beatles
Signing petitions
Golden retreivers
Subarus
Watersports
kettle corn
MacIntosh
Delegating
boats/personal watercraft
snow
cole haan
taking charge
lists

1 comment:

mark wills said...

"Talking about getting the cement porch laid for the new backyard"

Yowch. That hurts, Aimers.