Thursday, December 06, 2007

Robert Smith's Weather

I woke this rainy Thursday morning with a dream. I dreamt that Robert Smith was a national weather man and every day he predicted the same thing. Rainy, cold, and grey days.

Thursday, November 29, 2007

Big Shot

Who takes a limosine to work? I mean, I didn't have time to wait around and find out, but I imagined it was overweight office ladies, whose boss man paid for the limo, so they could go to the outlet stores for the day to Christmas shop. This would be Aimers worst nightmare, yet a predicament that I could see myself getting into with no way out.

Peace be with you,
Aimers

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Stitches and stuff....


I don't know why I've not been blogging lately, shit just hasn't been that interesting lately I guess. But here is some stuff on my mind:

My stitches are out and everything on my arm is healing up fine, a bit dry, but fine. I think I might need ointment.

I'll be happy to have five days off for Thanksgiving and will eat a lot of food. I wish I were in Cancun with the Burritto Sisters, that sounds pretty nice.

I hope I don't catch a cold, because everyone seems to be sick. I hate it when people are sick. I don't want to be around them. I don't like coughing or sniffling.

Ummm, oh, the Bachelor was pretty funny last night, most dramatic rose ceremony ever. That dude turned out to be a real dick. But, those girls have to be pretty stupid to date a twin, creepy.

I miss the Pick Up Artist and wish that I were Canadian. I'm considering becoming a goth for the winter months, but the winter months don't seem to be coming, so I'm not sure now.

I want to see the new Cohen Bros. movie, Gio is reading, Mary J's album is coming out on December 18th, my windshield still needs replacing as does my right tail light, I don't like it when people eat ice, I dislike the store Kohl's, and I still hate cinammon.

I guess that about wraps it up....oh one last thing, my washer broke.
Have a good holiday if I can't think of anything intersting before then.

Aimers

Thursday, November 15, 2007

How to Ask Aimers for an Autograph or Photo


1.Aimers is just a person. She has a real life and responsibilities; make sure your timing is appropriate for what you want. Fans are appreciated but keep in mind that no one wants to be ambushed exiting the lavatory stall or with a mouthful of dinner at a business meeting over at Johnny Carino's.

2. Understand that Aimers is used to people asking her for autographs. She takes it in stride, so don't be too nervous.

3. Approach Aimers, but don't get so close that it annoys her. Say "Hi," tell her your name, and give a light compliment. Do not gush - she doesn't enjoy it. Ask a question or two. Comment on whatever she's famous for.

4.Hold out a pen and paper, but don't stuff it into her hands. Ask for an autograph by saying "I'd love to have your autograph," or "May I take a picture with you?" Don't be shy. Be confident and smiley.

Hope this helps, and if I've EVER offended any of you my loyal and devoted fans, please know that I must've have been having a bad case of the Mondays.

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Dave and Buster's

It was only a matter of time before they developed a Chuck E Cheese for the corporate minded adult. I don't know how much worse things can get. Dave and Buster's boasts over 200 video games, specialty drinks, and an "awesome" menu, which includes philly cheese steak rolls and a drink called the shizzle. They also offer special banquet rooms for all of your work hard/play hard corporate events. I guess it was only a matter of time, now I can only hope that Natomas gets a Dave and Busters.

Friday, November 02, 2007

Vamp Le Stat

I'm pretty much screwed, and have been bit by a little vampire. Symptoms include, thirst for blood, being tired, wearing all black, shopping at hot topic, drinking lots of coffee, complaining, putting too many bumper stickers on my car, listening to Bauhaus, buying china flats, excessive clove smoking, dancing with fog machines, pessimism, and hanging out at the Birdcage Walk. If you know a good cure, other than The Cure, please let me know immediately, would like to be back to my bubbly optimistic self as soon as possible.

Aimers

Monday, October 29, 2007

Flags


Finally, something exciting has happened. As I came into work this morning and opened the front door, I was bombarded by the huge flags you see in the picture. There are seven of them and they line the main thoroughfare of our building. No longer are you able to walk through without trying to avoid the flags, and even then, they touch the top of your head as you walk past. There is no explanation as to why the flags have been bolted to the wall, nor any discussion as to what is going on.

There is some speculation that this could have to do with PRIDE or a "Drive to /Fast Track to Success" campaign. I will keep you posted.

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Lady Comics



A comedian, or comic, is a performer who entertains an audience by making them laugh. This might be through jokes or amusing situations, or acting the fool, as in slapstick, or employing prop comedy. A comedian who stands and addresses an audience directly is called a stand-up comedian.

I'm just sayin.

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Is this thing on??

Well, hello, I am back from my whirlwind of a trip to China. Not sure what to think about all of it yet, I'm a bit out of it and already back to work.

Let me start by saying I now know more than ever that we are very spoiled living in the U.S. I also know that it is pretty hard to keep your balance and not pee on your ankles while you teeter over a hole in the ground to piss. I saw lots of neat things and hope to get some pictures posted to one of those fancy websites where you can make a slideshow real soon.

In other news, Gio lost his first tooth....and I missed it. I was real bummed about that, but was able to make a call to the tooth fairy, via mobile phone, to let her know to wait to come bring him money in exchange for his very small German tooth.

Oh...and one more thing, everyone had really neat cell phone charms in Hong Kong.

Peace out bitches,
Aimers

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Zai Jian


This will be Aimers last blog until Oct 8th or thereabouts. Heading out to Hong Kong with Shanghai Shirley tomorrow. I'm nervous and excited. I need everyone to keep me updated on who Bret Michaels will choose as his love mate on the Rock of Love, is it going to be Heather or Jes? Totally up in the air. Did I mention I was nervous?

Ok, see you next week.

Aimers

Monday, September 24, 2007

The Chad's of the World



Some things Chad loves:

Linkin Park
Maroon 5
Nickleback
Fall Out Boy
Beer
Watersports
The new 7 series BMW, sick.
Bringing sexy back
Cabo/Hawaii
Wakeboarding/snowboarding/any sort of boarding
Girls who are cool to just kick it...and a bangin body doesn't hurt either!

Dislikes:
Smokers
A poor attitude
Laziness
Anyone that wants to judge and not have a good time
Last call

RIP BIP

We lose yet another mime in an ever descending population of mimes. Marcel Merceau, popularized the art of mime, and his character BIP, was adored by mime enthusiasts and performance artists world wide. Marceau took the art of mime further than the traditional... trapped in a box or frantically searching for rope, Marcel was the master of mime, and now sadly, he is taken from us at 84 years of age.

It seems like only yesterday that I was quietly watching VHS tapes of Marcel in my bedroom, age 11, thinking of all the ways I would paint my face, "if only I could afford white and black pancake make-up from Sprouse Reitz", I always thought to myself. "If only mother and the rest of the world, would understand the importance of mime". Then one day my dreams all came true, I started working at Laugh's Unlimited, Tuesday, day shift, where I was able to practice mimery, while serving appetizers to the Capitol Crowd. I did this for three weeks straight, until I was asked to leave, apparently Laughs wasn't ready for the art of mime.

As you know, Fans of Aimers are fans of mimes....and so I leave you with these parting words from Mr. Marcel Marceau, Master of Mime.

"Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us all without words?"

~Marcel Marceau

I think a moment of silence would be appropriate.

God Bless, fans, Aimers.

Sheriff Lou Blanas

As you gaze at this picture with all of the beautiful shades of green, and J-dog's face smiling in the corner, don't let your eyes fool you. Take a closer look, right there by the red arrow and you will see ex-sheriff Lou Blanas downing a cocktail with his bros. It looked like a strong drink, as it was in one of the smaller glasses and was clear with a toothpick. Did I mention it was 11 a.m.? Retirement must be so sweet. Hope he got a hold of Sherm for a ride home.

Aimers

Trippin off Sherm...and other things.

It is hard to determine why scads of moped riding twenty somethings hit the streets of Sacramento this weekend, but it was freaky and uncomfortable. Friday BFF and I went dancing only to realize the entire club was filled with some sort of moped gang, it was awkward and we felt twice our age. I guess its best not to relive those things you once found so cool...I mean...dancing to 80's music is best done in the 80's, and to try to relive it is pretty disgusting, at least on our part. It's more pathetic than kitschy. With that said, we needed a ride home, so we called BFF's main cabbie, Sherman. To our surprise his number was disconnected, so now we're trippin' off sherm.

Friday, September 21, 2007

Slow Your Roll

One must be careful not to get too big for their britches, even if those britches are slim legged Premium Levi's that cost you a couple of hundred dollars to look cool for the kids.

Question to Kanye: Remember Mase? Yeah, didn't think so.

Just check yo' self, is all I'm sayin, check yo self.

Aimers

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

That's a WRAP people!!


Look people, I don't want to buy any of your kid's wrapping paper. If I have one more desperate parent enter my office with scads of paperwork and excel spreadsheets begging for money for Taylor and Brianna's school fundraiser, I'm going to fucking lose it. I've got my own fundraising to do, shit. By the time I buy all this wrapping paper, I'm not going to have money left to have anything to wrap...doesn't anyone get this? Also note: I will not buy cookies, magazines, chocolates, Candlelight, Pampered Chef, Avon, Mary Kay, or anything remotley like any one of these things.

Thanks in advance.
Ms. Aimee

Dr. Silverman's Office

I went to see Dr. Silverman, dermatologist and father of Sarah this morning. This was the waiting room, lots of AARP magazines as well as Time and Newsweek. One man, when asked his birthday by the receptionist, said, "November 10th 1920, I'm as old as dirt". Is that true? I don't know. It seemed like he was telling a tall tale. Well, the bad news for me in the life of aimers, is that I've got some crazy mole that needs to be surgically removed pronto. I'm kind of tripping, but like Tupac says, keep yo' head up. Which reminds me, I haven't made a Tupac memorial blog.

I gotta go!!
Aimers

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Just like Ronnie said.....


Whoa, i'm patiently awaiting the verdict in the case of Phil Spector. What a sorted story he's got going on here. A real Hollywood tragedy with all the right ingredients to make a made for television movie on Lifetime. I really don't know what to believe, but do know that Spector has some snazzy taste. His 27 year old wife is one lucky lady.

Aimers

Lil' Aimers


As my birthday quickly approaches, I still feel like a child. Not yet ready to grow up and face the world, not yet ready to believe this is it, quick to play all day and dream. Bluebells and cockle shells.

Here is a poem my mom wrote to me as I approached my third birthday:

Aimee Bree almost three and what a big girl you have grown to be.
Blue eyes and blonde hair, in my mind you are always there.
Running and laughing in the sun, it always looks like you are having so much fun.
Eating peanut butter and watching TV, oh how I wish that I was almost three.

Love,
Mom

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Raider Nation


Welp, I finally did it. I plunked down $250 and got my very own Raider's tattoo by Wild Bill on Sunday. I've been wanting to do this for so many years, and finally on Sunday, my brother says to me, he says, "hey, sis, let's get those Raiders tattoos we've been talking about since Jr. High, we'll get em' for PaPa"....so I says to him, I says, "OK", and three excrutiating hours later, voila. Just in time for Monday night football. Whose making the seven layer dip?

Aimers (wow, it even sounds kinda like raiders)

Monday, September 10, 2007

Crash Em' Up Derby


Hi there,

I found this little feller in Auburn last night. He was the consummate professional, announcer, for the crash em' up derby at the Auburn County Fair yesterday and what a job he did. Not only did he keep his cool, for over two hours by doing wide leg stances while announcing, he got the crowd excited by instigating a dueling shouting match from each side of the bleachers, you know...."ok EVERAY BODAY on that side I want you to say WATER.... and on this side I wanna hear you say TRUCK", and then as he'd cup his ear to one side, they'd scream "WATER!!!", and then he'd do that cutsey fake jog back to the other side with an ear cup and a motion of the arm to be really loud and the crowd would go wild "TRUCK!!!" and so on and so forth, total professional. I snapped this photo of him, when he was shooting the shit with the guy next to me, but as he saw me take it he came up, put his arm around Gio and gave a "shit eating grin" posing for another picture. God, it really doesn't get much better!!

Aimstein

Thursday, September 06, 2007

Bush is a CROC!!


Ok, enough is enough. We all know that George W. is a total croc, but he's taken it to a whole new level, donning the infamous "Croc". Let's talk about this shoe for a second people. WTF is everyone thinking? I believe this trend started with line cooks and chefs, who would wear the comfy clog paired with a wild dancing chili pepper print chef pant. However, the CROC has now made its way to every Montessori school from here to Baltimore. While I don't see much harm in five year olds wearing the shoe (sideline: yes, my mom sent G home with a brown pair that I've been trying to ditch, total embarassement), what I can't understand is why their parents, grandparents, aunts/uncles, and teachers have also decided to act like its ok to wear this fucking rubber clog. And now....this...the "ruler" of the free world donning this godamn "shoe"??!! WTF? I say it again, This is not OK people. Stop the insanity!!

Thank you for your consideration!!
Aimers

Tuesday, September 04, 2007

First Day


Aimers is pleased to announce that G's first day of school went off without a hitch. It will be interesting to hear what he has to say about his day, but from what I could tell, he seemed content and looked pretty preppy in his school uniform. It's funny because I can remember 1st grade like it was yesterday. I had a best friend named Mary-Elizabeth, whatever with the hyphen and I also had a boyfriend named Michael Paul Adell, yeah, he went by all three names, maybe this was popular in 19 seventy whatever....at any rate I'm pretty sure that Michael Paul wouldn't date a girl these days. Nor would any of my "boyfriends" from grade K-10.

Well, hope all of you are enjoying first days of school too.

Aimers.

Friday, August 31, 2007

Happy Labor Day


Howdy Folks,

Have a happy labor day, get wild, have a BBQ, go rafting, take a hike, whatever, just relax. I'm about to shut down the DELL and start this thing. The girls and I will be on an adventure this evening, look for us, we'll be the sarcastic ones talking shit in the corner.

Aimers

Thursday, August 30, 2007

Fuji: UPDATE


Hi gang,

Just wanted to update you on the Fuji situation. It looks like my main funder has pulled from the deal and is M.I.A. While this is frustrating, I think that with a little help from WAMU we will stand to see substantial funding and therefore growth by the end of the first quarter of fiscal year '08.

I ask that you please keep your fingers crossed as this has been a very long journey and one that will hopefully be successful in the very near future. I am envisioning positivity and have added Fuji to my wish board, just like they told me to do on the Secret.

Thank you for your outpouring of support during this rocky time.
Fuji remains to be my top priority and I am focusing on keeping my eye on the prize.

Thanks all,
Aimeson

Jealous MUCH?


Aimers is like, OMG, wow, how typical Arnold is totally copying me, AGAIN!! Here he is nose to nose with a pig (per usual)at the California State Fair. Awfully coincidental that this picture comes out just hours after my llama drama blog. I don't even know what to say at this point. I guess it's like the ol' saying goes, copy catting is the greatest form of flattery or whatever they say. But, right now, I'm just kinda thinking more like, single white female or Austrian or whatever.

Get a life ARNIE!!!

Aimers

ENTIRE POG COLLECTION FOR SALE $100 OBO


Hello,

I have 2 cases filled with pogs and stompers.
The pogs I have are from poizon, marvel super heroes, and peanuts(snoopy).

There are appx 250 in all. This is a really nice set gang. I hate to part with these pogs, but need the money (t-shirt, cell charms, and ear cuffs not doing as well as planned).

Reply With Name And Number, serious inquiries only.

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Llama Drama


Aimers went to the California State Fair yesterday. The weather was hot and the people were not. Then I met this llama. I think I might have heat stroke.

AA

Ah brother.


I know some of my fans were inquiring about Burning Man and stuff, well this just in dudes:

And from our Burning Man bureau, The climax of the annual Burning Man bacchanalia in a Nevada desert was scheduled for Saturday, when the 40,000-plus attendees were to gather around the 40-foot-high man-statue and watch him burn.

"Instead, the effigy went up in flames four days prematurely early Tuesday, and a San Francisco resident faces felony arson and destruction-of-property charges in connection with the crime of burning Burning Man too early .

Police have a suspect in custody, and from the looks of things, he's not all that upset.

"Someone went to a great extent to interfere with everyone else's burn. I think, frankly, an attention whore has made a plea for attention," said a Burning Man volunteer who goes by the name Ranger Sasquatch ."

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/object/article?f=/c/a/2007/08/29/MN1ARR0JD.DTL&o=1

Aimers Say Relax


Well, you asked for them, and they are here. The new Aimers Say RELAX t-shirts are hot off the presses and ready for back to school shopping. I have female and males sizes from xs to xl. Shirts are a cotton poly blend and are $19.95, shipping is up to you folks as I tried to swing a deal with UPS, but no can do.

Please forward your requests to me here, and I will get them to you on a first come first serve basis. Just remember to act fast as I don't anticipate these will be around too long.

Thanks all.
Aimers

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Pick Up Artist (PUA)


Hi,
Aimers here ensuring that everyone is benefitting from Mystery, the most amazing, trained, professional pick up artist known to man. If you aren't privvy, get yourself a wingman and get privvy. This ex-magician will surely change your life and get you to where you want to be with all the foxy ladies.

Mystery is credited with coining a number of now-ubiquitous terms and concepts in the seduction community. He has introduced concepts borrowed from Evolutionary Psychology and Theatrical Showmanship, engaging his experience as a Magician. Terms such as "set", "peacocking", and "the 3-second rule" were coined by Mystery. Mystery introduced the concept of the infamous "neg", a backhanded compliment intended to snub a potential mate ("target"), telegraph a lack of interest ("false disqualification"), and encourage the target to prove her worth ("qualify"). This is good stuff people!

By using the Mystery Method, I would imagine you will be sitting by the fire pit in a lodge in Colorado by Christmas with some sweet honey baby.

Act quickly, before the world catches on to this magic.

Aimers

Letter From the Editor


If you are anything like Aimers you love to read the letter from the editor in fashion magazines or newspapers. It generally shows a picture of the editor. The picture is smart and professional. I tried my own version here, but it is a little hard when taking your own picture with a 2005 version of the Samsung picture phone. At any rate, I wanted to write something prolific here like editors do but am having a hard time coming up with anything. So, I will touch on the fact that we are nearing September. School is about to start and Virgos will be turning one year older. Aimers is a Virgo, so make sure that on September 14, you wish her well, and send gifts. I know shopping can sometimes be hard with all of the school clothes that need to be purchased, so just make sure to budget in any gifts that you would like to send. Other than that, I am loving faux reality shows, go-cart racing, almond croissants and iced coffee, fresh flowers, praying mantises, thrift store shopping and anything with asian flair. I am currently reviewing people from the mid-west to see if it is possible to like them. I am also concerned with alternative fuel and people in general. People seem to becoming increasingly horrid. It could be that I'm grumpy from the muscle, called my heart, that is currently sprained.

Well, that's it for now.
Thank you for reading my blogs and for being so supportive in my endeavors. It's just phenomenal the outpouring of love and fan letters I receive on a daily basis.

Keep it up fans of Aimers.
X0X0
Aimers

Saturday, August 25, 2007

Oh, I sea.


My eyes were blind, now I can sea. I went on a fishing expedition this wonderful Saturday with Nigel Van Gilder, owner of Nigel's Fish and Tackle out in Freeport. Every Saturday in August he puts together a fishing/diving tour in the beautiful Sacramento River, equipped with live photos, taken by his beautiful wife Sharon Van Gilder (amateur photog). The Van Gilder's live in Fair Oaks and are a very interesting couple who also own horse stables. This is a live action photo that Sharon snapped of me, while I was floating around the Sacramento River. I hope that you enjoy, and wish that all of you were there. Awesome and Amazing.

Anchors away my friends, anchors away.
Aimers

Monday, August 20, 2007

Queen of Mean?


It's hard to tell from this picture, however, Leona Helmsley was once deemed the "queen of mean". She passed on today. Which gets me thinking, I miss the 80's so much. We lost Merv and Leona this month, some say the trifectta is probably near. I can only hope it won't be another one of our notorious 80's icons.

Leona went from nothin' to somethin' to nothin' again. She was a real bad ass bitch, a motherfuckin' true ass gangster bitch.

I can almost picture her drinking Manhattan's at her country club, and so to that, I say, here's to you sister girl.
Got nothing but love for you baby.

Peace out and R.I.P. I hope they got your funeral right!!
Loves, Aimers

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Flippin' Flops


Can someone let me in on what these flip flop/zorrie stickers are all about? I've been seeing these on mini vans and Honda Elements all over town and I seriously have no clue as to what it means, the only thing that BFF and I could come up with is that it means you are kickin' it. But, why do you need to let everyone know that you are kickin' it? I think I might need a Calvin sticker pissing on some flip flops, do they make those yet? I haven't been to the Roseville auction in a while, so I'm not sure.

Your help and advisement in this situation is greatly appreciated.

Aloha,
Aimers

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Jugtown Pirates


WTF? Really, man? So, remember how my week has been right? I've been blogging about it, what with the bad Monday and the stalkarazzi and...well, just all of it...totals bullshit. Then yesterday, I come home and to my surprise these mythical motherfuckers are parked on my street. The Jugtown Pirates of Lake Champlain, in a huge old school bus covered with paint and skulls and slogans like, "choose your own adventure". Seriously. They were gone this morning, but so is my siamese cat, one hubcap, and my walking stick. If any of you bastards see these guys at one of your burning man tents, please inquire about my stuff.

Thanks in advance,
AAARGH Aimers

Monday, August 13, 2007

Stalkarazzi.



Aimers really wishes someone would do something about the paparazzi. It's very hard to be in public spaces because you never know when someone is going to leap out of nowhere and snap your photo, quite frankly, I am sick of it.

Just venting,
Aimers

Baditude

Today Aimers has baditude. This is sort of like a bad attitude and stems from being pulled in one million different directions by too many people, personally and professionally. It is caused by people not being patient and having deadlines, this is from not being able to make others happy, this is from people not concerned with how I am feeling, it is a feeling of inadequacy and an overall sense of wanting to throw my hands up and SCREAM!! because it feels like I'll never be able to get everything done or make all these people happy. It's a feeling of helplessness. I'd like to pull my hair out and run, but I stay, chained to my desk chair (with spin function). There has got to be more, there has got to be.

I hate to say it, but I think I've got a case of the Mondays, straight up and straight down.

Sucks.
Aimers

Wednesday, August 08, 2007

The Worst Day, girlfirend.


I hate to get all female comic on you guys, but today is like the worst day ever. Not only did I have to go to the gynocologist for a "PAP", I'm also starting statistics tonight, don't EVEN get me started. I mean, right sisters? Can I get a round of high fives? How bad does that suck? Sometimes it is hard being a responsible business woman slash student. But someone has to do it. Don't EVEN get me started.

Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Headlines


Aimez thinks that Perez Hilton might could be gay.

In other news, cats don't like water.

AA

Charmed I'm Sure


Hello,

Since my ear cuff business hasn't done as well as planned, I am now making custom order cell phone charms. Here is one I made for my twin cousin to show you how beautiful they are. All beads are hand blown glass or Swavorski crystal. Prices range depending on your bead/crystal choices. If you are intersted, please drop me a line with your favorite colors and we can begin to discuss style and price within your specifics.

Have a blessed day,
Aimers

Ms. Simmons

Before last night I hadn't known too much about Kimora Lee Simmons. I remember her being married to whatsy, having been busted for the weed, and the whole baby phat thing, but I never really knew her. So, I watched her new reality show last night and I think I'll add it to my list of new obsessions, right up there with Rock of Love and Scott Baio is 45 and Single. This is such an exciting summer for television....oh...and...Kimora has a cell phone charm. I loves her.

Aimora Bree Simmons

Monday, August 06, 2007

The Andy Warhol Cheesecake Factory


I wonder if Andy Warhol was still alive if he would consider opening up his own chain of Cheesecake Factory's? Maybe if he did Lou Reed would still be working.

Just thinkin.
Aimers

Mental Vacancy


Friday in the life of Aimers, she was referred to as mentally vacant.
Vacant meaning: devoid of thought, reflection, or expression. Does this sound like Aimers? I don't think so. I really don't and if she were, the fact that someone called her mentally vacant certainly wouldn't have made her so upset....right?

Whew, that felt good to get off of my chest, go about your business bitches.

Aiemrs.

About Coffee and Stuff....

While I pulled up this morning for my iced coffee and waited in line behind the guy with his hair tucked into his hat as to not show some gross ass pony tail, it came to me. I'm sick and tired of people joking/talking/suggesting any type of coffee addiction. It's not funny. I don't want to hear you order 8 shots of espresso (actually make it nine for a straight triple) and how you need you really need your caffeine "fix" especially on Mondays, eluding to some super duper cool partying you do on the weekends. I'm calling bullshit on the whole thing...so quit asking me if I want anything on your Starbuck's "run". Thanks.

Grouch van Groucherstein

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aimers

Seriously.


While BFF and I were out Saturday night we were accosted by a tall gay man that HAD to take our picture, via his cellular phone, and then send it to BFF's cellular phone, at any rate here it is. We are thinking about getting those little dogs to carry around with us. Touche...

Mi Aimee

Buzz off.

While making this the best summer ever, Aimers decided to sit on the front porch with MM and drink wine and pick peaches. Before you knew it we added to the mix, with some Liu's. Baby Liu brought her friend with her, one thing led to another and MM and I suddenly found oursleves in a very heated debate about the Cheesecake Factory with that friend. It is our belief that the Cheesecake Factory sucks, yet this girl said we couldn't form an opinion on something we had never tried. Double M and I went on to say we would never dine at a strip mall by the Good Guys and we didn't need to taste the food to determine we wouldn't be into it. Girlfriend would not let it go, and MM and I are sticking to our opinions, regardless.

After thinking about it more, I determined that I don't ever want to eat at a restaurant that hands you one of those buzzers to tell you your table is ready after a 45 minute wait. Some of these restarants may include but are not limited to:

Applebees
Tony Romas
Chilis
Outback
Any sort of faux texas style roadhouse steak joint
Mimi's Cafe

I think you catch my drift. What I'm saying is, you don't have to eat at one of these places to determine that you do not like it. The determentation is made obvious by the hordes of overweight white people waiting by the door smoking cigs and the parking lot full of SUV's.

Thanks for listening,
Dub A.

Monday, July 16, 2007