Thursday, June 28, 2007

Ear Cuff

If anyone out there is interested I am making custom made ear cuffs to match your personal style. All ear cuffs are 100% sterling silver and sell for around $25 dollars (u.s.) However, I am willing to trade. I am currently looking for belts (Misses size 6 or 31" waist), CD's, books, or a Toyota Tundra dashboard cover 2005 in red or purple. Please help Aimers make her dream of selling sterling silver ear cuffs a reality.

Thanking you in advance.


Linds and Aimers

Did I ever tell you about that time I went to Magic Mountain with Lindsay Lohan? Can somebody say DRAMA? OMG, talk about excessive. This shows us on the Timerland Twister, taken just moments after I had to watch, the double L smoke speed out of an old Nestea' can in her uncle's trailer. Dude. Too much to even write about here.

I sincerley pray for her and hope that she is getting her act together over at Promises like Brittany has.

Good luck girl, Aimers is thinking about you.

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

An Ode to Liz Claiborne

Aimers just received the news, Liz Claiborne has passed on. I am devestated as you can imagine. I buy some of my favorite blouses and slacks from the Liz Claiborne Outlet store located in Folsom. I included a picutre of me in my very favorite weekend pant from the Liz Wear collection. To you Liz, darling, a pour out of my vodka martini at lunch break.

Aim Aimborne

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Business Bling

Just because you workin' the 9-5 doesn't mean you can't sport your fake Fendi glasses and your WalMart Rolex, oh-kay?!

Word up,

Monday, June 25, 2007

Magical Wizards

Aimers forgot to mention her run in with some wizards at William Land Park. It was disappointing that the water mushroom was closed Saturday, but the wizards kind of made up for it. They were actually playing golf, and instead of using golf clubs, they were using their wizards sticks.

Life is strange sometimes. G took this picture, the guy on the very left was named Leonard and the one next to me, Nigel. They joined us at Oscar's for a breakfast burrito, believe it or not, their first time eating mexican food.


Workin' For the Weekend

Aimers has noticed that she lives more and more for weekends, and the weekends get shorter and shorter. Not much was accomplished this weekend. G and I went swimming on Friday evening over at the gym. Saturday we took a long bike ride in anticipation of the mushroom/water thingy in land park being open and fun, but it was closed, so we had to ride all the way back home. We stopped off at Oscar's for a delicious breakfast burrito and quesidilla. Later we went to Big Shirl's and I continued my love affair with pear vodka. I finished this eventful two days by watching movies, might I suggest that you watch The Life and Hard Times of Guy Terrifico. It's funny.

Welp, now I'm back at the office. I think I might use the postage machine today.

This is Aimers wishing you all a wonderful work week.
Let's do this.


Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Scissor Sister


I am the proud owner of the world's smallest pair of scissors.
Very exciting.


Dragon Breath

I'm taking fire breathing lessons from Kevin Williams at the Fair Oaks center for performing arts. I'm very excited on my newest adventure and hope to be breathing fire at October's Ren Faire.

Aims St. Aimes

Friday, June 15, 2007

Lesson Learned

I went to a conference for call centers yesterday.
I didn't learn too many new things, but I did learn not to flush sanitary things down the toilet, because it stuffs it up. This sign was posted on the back of the bathroom stall door. I thought I'd pass along the valuable lesson.

Hoping it helps,

Criss and Trouble

How did Criss Angel get so awesome? Not only is he totally magical, he says the most romantic and beautiful things. In a recent notation to Cameron Diaz...a.k.a. Trouble he says, right before doing an intense illusion:

“This is dedicated to my new girl. You know who you are. I’ll be thinking of you.”

He didn't mention her name, but everyone knew who he was talking about. After the brilliance, Angel turned to the crowd and said:

"I'd like to dedicate this escape to my girl 'Trouble,' a.k.a. Cameron. I love you baby. Have a safe trip to Europe for your Shrek tour."

Godamn, godamn, what a way with words.

Aimers Angel..Mindfreak

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

These Two

Whenever a problem happens at work that has to do with technology or our systems being down we get a picture of these two. I feel like I know them. I feel like they are Jeffery Keith Whitehouse-Smith and Karen-Judy Rasmussen Floyd. I like them, they seem like such hard workers. I wish they'd come over for pot pies or something, we could just shoot the shit. I'd love to pick their brains.

Frau Aimers Aimerson Wittinghouse Boeller

Pretty Display of Office Fixins

Is it just me or is this the most beautiful still life ever? My stapler, my tape dispenser, my AVAYA phone, tricked out with a lightening bolt so that it goes faster. I was over come with feelings and emotion when I saw all of my favorite things in one grouping.


Lord of the Mall

I was at Sunrise Mall yesterday at the Orange Julius when I encountered this magical little creature named Xavier. Xavier was kind enough to let me take his picture near the gargoyle that sits in front of Hot Topic. We are going to see the Rocky Horror Picture Show this Saturday night at midnight at the Birdcage Walk. Unfortunatley I have to drive because he doesn't have his license yet, only a learner's permit.

I can't wait!!

Aimers von Aimerson

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

World of Warcraft

I'm not sure how many of you, my loyal and devoted fans, are in the know about World of Warcraft. Apparently it is kind of like Dungeons and Dragons, but I hear it is breaking up marriages and causing affairs all over the U.S. Last night I ate at the Mongolian BBQ Great Wall located in that strip mall off of Arden and I was suprised to see all of these guys in this room playing WOW. Before seeing this, I had thought it was just an imaginary realm....but here is the proof.


Friday, June 08, 2007

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

I Can't Believe My LUCK!!

This is nuts. I was coming back from La Bou this afternoon, I peak to my right, and to my surprise Harrison Ford is doing a Hang Ten down Brickerbrack Circle, WTF?? Seriously.

Why AA says no to AA

12. If I wanted to hang out with a bunch of sobbing alcoholics, I'd go to the bar, praise god.

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Stars, They Are Just Like US

Wow, this is so weird. I am coming out of Safeway and all of a sudden, I look to my right and WHAM-O, Harrison Ford, a.k.a. Hans Solo with a bag of groceries on his BMX bicycle. Stars, huh? They really are just like us.


Hollywood Star

I had my head shots taken yesterday over at Wal Mart by my good friend Terry Dunnigan (thanks girl). I will start to send out my press packet this weekend with the help of my mom and I'm hoping (fingers crossed) that I will get some print or commercial work to last me through the rest of the season.

Hans So-Low

Another star hits an all time low. Harrison Ford was spotted Monday night in front of C and B liquors on Broadway. He was vomitting off of the side of his BMX bicycle. He was incoherent and smelt of brandy. Police officials failed to speculate, but reports indicate, that Ford, newly seperated from that Ally McBeal chick, may have been drinking his troubles away. It is my belief that this caused the vomit.

Monday, June 04, 2007


Aimers is certainly happy that this is her best friend.

Golf Tourney

Fans of Aimers,

Please allow me to apologize for not being bloggy. I have been so busy!! As you can imagine, managers have lots of important commitments and many times that means the blogging is put on the back burner. But, for your viewing enjoyment here is a picture from the Golf Tournament I played last month. I didn't win, but sure had a lot of fun trying.

Hole in None,