Friday, August 31, 2007

Happy Labor Day

Howdy Folks,

Have a happy labor day, get wild, have a BBQ, go rafting, take a hike, whatever, just relax. I'm about to shut down the DELL and start this thing. The girls and I will be on an adventure this evening, look for us, we'll be the sarcastic ones talking shit in the corner.


Thursday, August 30, 2007


Hi gang,

Just wanted to update you on the Fuji situation. It looks like my main funder has pulled from the deal and is M.I.A. While this is frustrating, I think that with a little help from WAMU we will stand to see substantial funding and therefore growth by the end of the first quarter of fiscal year '08.

I ask that you please keep your fingers crossed as this has been a very long journey and one that will hopefully be successful in the very near future. I am envisioning positivity and have added Fuji to my wish board, just like they told me to do on the Secret.

Thank you for your outpouring of support during this rocky time.
Fuji remains to be my top priority and I am focusing on keeping my eye on the prize.

Thanks all,

Jealous MUCH?

Aimers is like, OMG, wow, how typical Arnold is totally copying me, AGAIN!! Here he is nose to nose with a pig (per usual)at the California State Fair. Awfully coincidental that this picture comes out just hours after my llama drama blog. I don't even know what to say at this point. I guess it's like the ol' saying goes, copy catting is the greatest form of flattery or whatever they say. But, right now, I'm just kinda thinking more like, single white female or Austrian or whatever.

Get a life ARNIE!!!




I have 2 cases filled with pogs and stompers.
The pogs I have are from poizon, marvel super heroes, and peanuts(snoopy).

There are appx 250 in all. This is a really nice set gang. I hate to part with these pogs, but need the money (t-shirt, cell charms, and ear cuffs not doing as well as planned).

Reply With Name And Number, serious inquiries only.

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Llama Drama

Aimers went to the California State Fair yesterday. The weather was hot and the people were not. Then I met this llama. I think I might have heat stroke.


Ah brother.

I know some of my fans were inquiring about Burning Man and stuff, well this just in dudes:

And from our Burning Man bureau, The climax of the annual Burning Man bacchanalia in a Nevada desert was scheduled for Saturday, when the 40,000-plus attendees were to gather around the 40-foot-high man-statue and watch him burn.

"Instead, the effigy went up in flames four days prematurely early Tuesday, and a San Francisco resident faces felony arson and destruction-of-property charges in connection with the crime of burning Burning Man too early .

Police have a suspect in custody, and from the looks of things, he's not all that upset.

"Someone went to a great extent to interfere with everyone else's burn. I think, frankly, an attention whore has made a plea for attention," said a Burning Man volunteer who goes by the name Ranger Sasquatch ."

Aimers Say Relax

Well, you asked for them, and they are here. The new Aimers Say RELAX t-shirts are hot off the presses and ready for back to school shopping. I have female and males sizes from xs to xl. Shirts are a cotton poly blend and are $19.95, shipping is up to you folks as I tried to swing a deal with UPS, but no can do.

Please forward your requests to me here, and I will get them to you on a first come first serve basis. Just remember to act fast as I don't anticipate these will be around too long.

Thanks all.

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Pick Up Artist (PUA)

Aimers here ensuring that everyone is benefitting from Mystery, the most amazing, trained, professional pick up artist known to man. If you aren't privvy, get yourself a wingman and get privvy. This ex-magician will surely change your life and get you to where you want to be with all the foxy ladies.

Mystery is credited with coining a number of now-ubiquitous terms and concepts in the seduction community. He has introduced concepts borrowed from Evolutionary Psychology and Theatrical Showmanship, engaging his experience as a Magician. Terms such as "set", "peacocking", and "the 3-second rule" were coined by Mystery. Mystery introduced the concept of the infamous "neg", a backhanded compliment intended to snub a potential mate ("target"), telegraph a lack of interest ("false disqualification"), and encourage the target to prove her worth ("qualify"). This is good stuff people!

By using the Mystery Method, I would imagine you will be sitting by the fire pit in a lodge in Colorado by Christmas with some sweet honey baby.

Act quickly, before the world catches on to this magic.


Letter From the Editor

If you are anything like Aimers you love to read the letter from the editor in fashion magazines or newspapers. It generally shows a picture of the editor. The picture is smart and professional. I tried my own version here, but it is a little hard when taking your own picture with a 2005 version of the Samsung picture phone. At any rate, I wanted to write something prolific here like editors do but am having a hard time coming up with anything. So, I will touch on the fact that we are nearing September. School is about to start and Virgos will be turning one year older. Aimers is a Virgo, so make sure that on September 14, you wish her well, and send gifts. I know shopping can sometimes be hard with all of the school clothes that need to be purchased, so just make sure to budget in any gifts that you would like to send. Other than that, I am loving faux reality shows, go-cart racing, almond croissants and iced coffee, fresh flowers, praying mantises, thrift store shopping and anything with asian flair. I am currently reviewing people from the mid-west to see if it is possible to like them. I am also concerned with alternative fuel and people in general. People seem to becoming increasingly horrid. It could be that I'm grumpy from the muscle, called my heart, that is currently sprained.

Well, that's it for now.
Thank you for reading my blogs and for being so supportive in my endeavors. It's just phenomenal the outpouring of love and fan letters I receive on a daily basis.

Keep it up fans of Aimers.

Saturday, August 25, 2007

Oh, I sea.

My eyes were blind, now I can sea. I went on a fishing expedition this wonderful Saturday with Nigel Van Gilder, owner of Nigel's Fish and Tackle out in Freeport. Every Saturday in August he puts together a fishing/diving tour in the beautiful Sacramento River, equipped with live photos, taken by his beautiful wife Sharon Van Gilder (amateur photog). The Van Gilder's live in Fair Oaks and are a very interesting couple who also own horse stables. This is a live action photo that Sharon snapped of me, while I was floating around the Sacramento River. I hope that you enjoy, and wish that all of you were there. Awesome and Amazing.

Anchors away my friends, anchors away.

Monday, August 20, 2007

Queen of Mean?

It's hard to tell from this picture, however, Leona Helmsley was once deemed the "queen of mean". She passed on today. Which gets me thinking, I miss the 80's so much. We lost Merv and Leona this month, some say the trifectta is probably near. I can only hope it won't be another one of our notorious 80's icons.

Leona went from nothin' to somethin' to nothin' again. She was a real bad ass bitch, a motherfuckin' true ass gangster bitch.

I can almost picture her drinking Manhattan's at her country club, and so to that, I say, here's to you sister girl.
Got nothing but love for you baby.

Peace out and R.I.P. I hope they got your funeral right!!
Loves, Aimers

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Flippin' Flops

Can someone let me in on what these flip flop/zorrie stickers are all about? I've been seeing these on mini vans and Honda Elements all over town and I seriously have no clue as to what it means, the only thing that BFF and I could come up with is that it means you are kickin' it. But, why do you need to let everyone know that you are kickin' it? I think I might need a Calvin sticker pissing on some flip flops, do they make those yet? I haven't been to the Roseville auction in a while, so I'm not sure.

Your help and advisement in this situation is greatly appreciated.


Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Jugtown Pirates

WTF? Really, man? So, remember how my week has been right? I've been blogging about it, what with the bad Monday and the stalkarazzi and...well, just all of it...totals bullshit. Then yesterday, I come home and to my surprise these mythical motherfuckers are parked on my street. The Jugtown Pirates of Lake Champlain, in a huge old school bus covered with paint and skulls and slogans like, "choose your own adventure". Seriously. They were gone this morning, but so is my siamese cat, one hubcap, and my walking stick. If any of you bastards see these guys at one of your burning man tents, please inquire about my stuff.

Thanks in advance,

Monday, August 13, 2007


Aimers really wishes someone would do something about the paparazzi. It's very hard to be in public spaces because you never know when someone is going to leap out of nowhere and snap your photo, quite frankly, I am sick of it.

Just venting,


Today Aimers has baditude. This is sort of like a bad attitude and stems from being pulled in one million different directions by too many people, personally and professionally. It is caused by people not being patient and having deadlines, this is from not being able to make others happy, this is from people not concerned with how I am feeling, it is a feeling of inadequacy and an overall sense of wanting to throw my hands up and SCREAM!! because it feels like I'll never be able to get everything done or make all these people happy. It's a feeling of helplessness. I'd like to pull my hair out and run, but I stay, chained to my desk chair (with spin function). There has got to be more, there has got to be.

I hate to say it, but I think I've got a case of the Mondays, straight up and straight down.


Wednesday, August 08, 2007

The Worst Day, girlfirend.

I hate to get all female comic on you guys, but today is like the worst day ever. Not only did I have to go to the gynocologist for a "PAP", I'm also starting statistics tonight, don't EVEN get me started. I mean, right sisters? Can I get a round of high fives? How bad does that suck? Sometimes it is hard being a responsible business woman slash student. But someone has to do it. Don't EVEN get me started.

Tuesday, August 07, 2007


Aimez thinks that Perez Hilton might could be gay.

In other news, cats don't like water.


Charmed I'm Sure


Since my ear cuff business hasn't done as well as planned, I am now making custom order cell phone charms. Here is one I made for my twin cousin to show you how beautiful they are. All beads are hand blown glass or Swavorski crystal. Prices range depending on your bead/crystal choices. If you are intersted, please drop me a line with your favorite colors and we can begin to discuss style and price within your specifics.

Have a blessed day,

Ms. Simmons

Before last night I hadn't known too much about Kimora Lee Simmons. I remember her being married to whatsy, having been busted for the weed, and the whole baby phat thing, but I never really knew her. So, I watched her new reality show last night and I think I'll add it to my list of new obsessions, right up there with Rock of Love and Scott Baio is 45 and Single. This is such an exciting summer for television....oh...and...Kimora has a cell phone charm. I loves her.

Aimora Bree Simmons

Monday, August 06, 2007

The Andy Warhol Cheesecake Factory

I wonder if Andy Warhol was still alive if he would consider opening up his own chain of Cheesecake Factory's? Maybe if he did Lou Reed would still be working.

Just thinkin.

Mental Vacancy

Friday in the life of Aimers, she was referred to as mentally vacant.
Vacant meaning: devoid of thought, reflection, or expression. Does this sound like Aimers? I don't think so. I really don't and if she were, the fact that someone called her mentally vacant certainly wouldn't have made her so upset....right?

Whew, that felt good to get off of my chest, go about your business bitches.


About Coffee and Stuff....

While I pulled up this morning for my iced coffee and waited in line behind the guy with his hair tucked into his hat as to not show some gross ass pony tail, it came to me. I'm sick and tired of people joking/talking/suggesting any type of coffee addiction. It's not funny. I don't want to hear you order 8 shots of espresso (actually make it nine for a straight triple) and how you need you really need your caffeine "fix" especially on Mondays, eluding to some super duper cool partying you do on the weekends. I'm calling bullshit on the whole quit asking me if I want anything on your Starbuck's "run". Thanks.

Grouch van Groucherstein