Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Hans So-Low

Another star hits an all time low. Harrison Ford was spotted Monday night in front of C and B liquors on Broadway. He was vomitting off of the side of his BMX bicycle. He was incoherent and smelt of brandy. Police officials failed to speculate, but reports indicate, that Ford, newly seperated from that Ally McBeal chick, may have been drinking his troubles away. It is my belief that this caused the vomit.

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