Thursday, September 06, 2007

Bush is a CROC!!

Ok, enough is enough. We all know that George W. is a total croc, but he's taken it to a whole new level, donning the infamous "Croc". Let's talk about this shoe for a second people. WTF is everyone thinking? I believe this trend started with line cooks and chefs, who would wear the comfy clog paired with a wild dancing chili pepper print chef pant. However, the CROC has now made its way to every Montessori school from here to Baltimore. While I don't see much harm in five year olds wearing the shoe (sideline: yes, my mom sent G home with a brown pair that I've been trying to ditch, total embarassement), what I can't understand is why their parents, grandparents, aunts/uncles, and teachers have also decided to act like its ok to wear this fucking rubber clog. And now....this...the "ruler" of the free world donning this godamn "shoe"??!! WTF? I say it again, This is not OK people. Stop the insanity!!

Thank you for your consideration!!


Anonymous said...

i wonder what mystery would do with a pair of crocs.

The Life of Aimers said...

He'd probably buy them little goggles and envelope them in some sort of faux fur.